Amelia Larson - Private Listing No. 001

Application No. 001 - Amelia Larson, applicant, founder, unicorn. A dating site built for exactly one person: her own listing, in her own words. Download the original application (PDF)

02 · The Counter-Application

Apply for a first interview.

You’ve read her application. Now file yours. The first interview could be dinner, a bike ride, first chair — whatever she picks. Applications go straight to the listing’s founder for review. Approved applicants get to see the photos. Rejected applicants get a great story.

One application per person. Citation needed for all claims of humor. Attachments go to the founder’s inbox and nowhere else. The 6 a.m. class is optional but noticed.

03 · The Photos

Application received. The photos are being developed - check back shortly.
Terms & Conditions This listing exists for exactly one purpose: finding Amelia a first interview worth showing up for. It is not financial, spiritual, or romantic advice. Side effects may include first-chair lift rides, shared appetizers, and being told about a song before it’s everywhere.